Only I could get yelled at for having a dream in which I stayed faithful to my girlfriend.
“So who was this girl that was naked in your dream, hmmm?”
I can’t win…
Plus, what do I get for going home right after I DJ instead of heading off to The Evil E with Rudy and a bunch of girls? Nothin’ but a big fat earful.
Oh well, at least my boss left me a bunch of gum on my desk for me to chomp on when I came in this morning.