Friday, February 10, 2012

Quotapalooza.

The last twenty-four hours have seen two particularly good quotes from me?

[LAST NIGHT AT COAST]

ME: 
What is with girls wearing jeans with spangly things on the butt? 
It looks like they sat on a Bedazzler.

HER: 
Uh, that's not a new thing.

ME: 
What?

HER: 
Girls have been doing that for years.

ME: 
Maybe I'm just now noticing it because now that I'm making better money 
I'm eating at douchier restaurants.

[THIS MORNING, WALKING TO THE TRAIN]

ME: 
What's with this tiny hail?

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