That's what I get for trying something new.

I have discovered that Equal plus Coffee equals ass.

Just thought I'd share that with you and save you the same pain my tongue is going through this morning as I gulp my tainted beverage. Lord knows I'm not going to throw the remainder down the drain -- though I sincerely wish I could -- because I view a waste of coffee much the same way I view the waste of alcohol...somewhere along the lines of a mortal sin.