Mush-mouf.

I think I am growing an alien life-form in my belly button.
Yikes!

Also, I've always said that modern-rock radio stars are only good for about one songe. Those sad fucks in Nickelback went and proved it. Some guy synced up two of their hits, one in the left speaker and one in the right, and lo and behold it's the same fucking song with different words. What's even sadder is that the new synced version actually sounds kind of cool due to slight delays and sonic weirdness.

Anyway, download the tune here and commence with the laughing off of the ass.