Today it is all about me..

So, let's get things kicked off on the right foot with a snappy little tune...

Tankboy Is The Man
by Wesley Willis
(courtesy the Wesley Willis Song Generator)

You really whoop the horse's ass.
Tankboy is excellent.
Tankboy really whoops a camel's ass.
You can really get in the groove.

TANKBOY IS THE MAN!!!
TANKBOY IS THE MAN!!!
TANKBOY IS THE MAN!!!
TANKBOY IS THE MAN!!!

Tankboy is excellent.
You can really rock your ass off.
You really whoop the horse's ass.
Tankboy is the best.

TANKBOY IS THE MAN!!!
TANKBOY IS THE MAN!!!
TANKBOY IS THE MAN!!!
TANKBOY IS THE MAN!!!

You can really rock your ass off.
You are a Tankboy star.
You really whoop a snow lepoard's ass.
You can really get in the groove.

Rock over London,
Rock on Chicago.

Wheaties - breakfast of champions.

Wow, thanks Wesley. That totally rocked!

So, this year I've decided to make the Tankboy Birthday Spectacular a little more cozy and hold it at The Pontiac. As usual, I've lined up some close friends of mine to provide the soundtrack to the evening. I'm even giving up my DJ duties to the far superior song selection of DJ tankPOD since he so definitely kicked my ass when we went head to head at Double Door a few months ago. You better not fuck it up man...

Anyway, I'm sure you're slavering to know the deets, verdad?


Thursday June 30
at
The Pontiac
with

Skid Marks
Rudy Gonzalez
Four Letter Words
Alphabet
DJ tankPOD

The bands will start around 10 and there's no cover!

Now I'm going to go out and enjoy my birthday. I took the day off so maybe I'll take in a movie, spend some time with my best gal downtown and just generally make this a Tankboy-centric afternoon before this evening's festivities really kick in.

What? You're still stuck in an office all day? Wow, I'm sorry to hear that. Why don't you spend some time in Bob's Cube to help you pass the time? That'll waste a good hour or so or your work day while I'm out enjoying myself.

Finally, as my gift to you on this special day, I will leave you with this picture Photogal's sister (a.k.a. The Mad Moldovan's wife) snapped when she was in Kenya a few months ago.


This is so totally a "Where's Waldo?" moment.