Where does he get those wonderful toys?


We have noticed that Jack Bauer is never without his man-bag. Through explosions, car chases, underwater shark fights and spats with his daughter that bag is always around his shoulder. We decided to take a peek inside his bag while Jack took a potty break and here is a partial (but by no means exhaustive) listing of what we catalouged:

• Mini-telescope
  
• One pair of Pumas
  
• One bottle J&B
  
• Mach-3 razor
  
• One Boy Scout Manual for settling disputes over Chef's Hat Boxing rules
  
• One picture of Kim "Jiggles" Bauer
  
• Complete set of "Evil World Masterminds" trading-cards
  
• One PDA with what seems to be 300 GB of memory
  
• One thermo-nuclear warhead
  
• One "L'il Buddy Torture Kit"
  
• Two South Beach Diet Meal Bars (Cinnamon Cream)
  
• One CD single of Glenn Frey's "The Heat Is On"
  
• Lock-pick kit
  
• Pack of gum and ball of tin-foil for building a bomb
  
• One teddy bear (worn)
  
• One pair mirrored sunglasses
  
• One pair fresh underwear (Calvin Klein)
  
• One package condoms (Trojan w/res. tip)
  
• One instruction pamphlet on how to turn condoms into hot air balloons for last-minute escapes
  
• One six-pack Sparks