Pros and Cons of the ol' haircut.

Pros and Cons of the ol' haircut.

CONS:

• Chances of Stephen Malkmus dedicating that one line of "Range Life" to me greatly reduced.
• Skanky tattooed metal girls less likely to try and mack on me.
• Visiting music fans / writers will have a harder time picking me out of the crowd when they come into town for Pitchfork / Lollapalooza.
• Doormen now think my ID is fake. This is not helped by already looking about ten years younger than my birthdate says I am ... and short hair shaves another couple of years off.
• No longer able to nervously braid my hair as a time-killer.

PROS:

• No longer filled with fear of being mistaken for a hippy.
• Summer humidity no longer leads to me looking like Bozo the Clown.
• Random people will cease just randomly running their fingers through my hair.
• Chances of being mistaken for Jesus greatly reduced.
• I have cheeks! Who knew?!
• Photogal thinks I look much cuter now so chances of "gettin' some action" greatly increased!
• Now I can call Kip a "slacker long-hair."
• My mother is oh-so pleased.
• Re-discovered I have my ears pierced a whole bunch.
  
• My blue eyes seem a LOT bluer!
• No longer tempted to imitate a lion and eat people's heads: