It just gets sadder and sadder, and it's time to stop paying attention.

It just gets sadder and sadder, and it's time to stop paying attention.

So I'm listening to Britney's new album, appropriately titled Blackout, and man oh man does it suck. And this is coming from a guy who has actually defended her music in the past. ("Toxic?" Fucking genius.)

But this new one just fails and fails and fails. Most of it sounds like music you would hear in a Polish dance club in 1997, and the samples are just pitiful. Someone should tell Brit-Brit that you do not create a song simply by singing over the complete backing track for Eurythmics' "Sweet Dreams."

It seems she can't devote her full attention to anything right now. Not music, not her kids, not remembering to wear panties ... this list just goes on. I think it's time to remove her forcibly from the public eye. Everyone just stop paying attention to her, now. Maybe then she can painlessly disappear and get her shit together before she completely and irretrievably explodes.

Lowest low point? "The Sin City Rap." Brit actually manages to rap worse than her ex-husband, and I honestly didn't think that was possible.