Scene: Outside The Continental.

Scene: Outside The Continental.

Me: Oh, my name's Lazlo.
Girl 1: Really? Wild.
Me: Yeah, my parents really liked Real Genius.*
Girl 2: What a cool name.
LadyFirend: (walking up) Do you have a cigarette.
Me: Sure. I was just telling these girls the story behind my name being Lazlo.
LadyFriend: Lazlo? Really? Have we already hit that portion of the evening? Well, okay then, but try to behave. (walks away)
Girl 1: Who was that?
Me: Oh, my wife, Jordan.

*It should be noted I was practically giving these girls the joke at this point since I've obviously been alive longer than Real Genius has existed.