Amateur night.

Amateur night.

I am willfully throwing myself in the midst of about 3,000 electronic dance hipster leg-warmer Sparks fans (not that I don't love that shit myself) under the age of 21 this evening.

Afterward I will jump on a train and meet up with folks closer to my age to drink until I begin to believer I too am an electronic dance hipster leg-warmer Sparks fans under the age of 21. Or something like that.

I will be taking public transportation all evening long, and you should do the same. Stay safe tonight.

P.S. Mich, don't let me forget to pick up some Sparks on the way to your place tonight!