It’s a conspiracy!

It’s a conspiracy!

So last night all the local news channels were screaming about severe thunderstorms that would come through the area ripping the asphalt off the roads and throwing our houses to and fro! O.K., maybe they weren’t that dramatic, but they did make it seem like it was a better idea to batten down the hatches between 6:30 p.m. and 9 p.m. to ensure safety from the approaching storm.

Only the storm never came.

And then GalPal and I realized it’s premiere week on the major networks and by telling us to lay low between 6:30 p.m. and 9 p.m. they weren’t ensuring our safety, they were ensuring that we would tune into their new (crap) programming!

Those sneaky devils!