On the occasion of the Queen's Jubilee, we discuss the history of the English monarchy.

Two discussions points, one subject.

ONE

HER: So I saw the end of Elizabeth. With Cate Blanchett.
ME: You've never seen that?
HER: So is that true?
ME: Oh yeah, the whole virgin queen thing?
HER: Is that true that she was actually a virgin the whole time?
ME: Yeah, like, can't a queen get in a little strange on the side?

TWO

HER: Henry VIII kinda fucked everything up by being such an asshole.