Quotapalooza.

The last twenty-four hours have seen two particularly good quotes from me?

[LAST NIGHT AT COAST]

ME: 

What is with girls wearing jeans with spangly things on the butt? 

It looks like they sat on a Bedazzler.

HER: 

Uh, that's not a new thing.

ME: 

What?

HER: 

Girls have been doing that for years.

ME: 

Maybe I'm just now noticing it because now that I'm making better money 

I'm eating at douchier restaurants.

[THIS MORNING, WALKING TO THE TRAIN]

ME: 

What's with this tiny hail?