Five years of Tankboy on Twitter.

Today is my fifth anniversary of being on Twitter. My Twitterversary? And it just so happens that I finally got access to the archive function on Twitter, allowing me to download every single tweet I have ever composed.

To celebrate, I will share with you the first fifteen pieces of content--what we now call "tweets"-- I deemed noteworthy enough to share with the world when I first started composing updates in 140 characters or less.

[shudder]

just signed up to twitter, we'll see how this goes

— tankboy (@tankboy) January 17, 2008

eatin' a pork chop!

— tankboy (@tankboy) January 22, 2008

Just finished enjoying a Fanta. It was so delicious I think I just might have another. Fascinating, no?

— tankboy (@tankboy) January 22, 2008

Wore a hat to work today, and whenever I take it off I am totally rocking NASCAR hair.

— tankboy (@tankboy) January 22, 2008

Oh no. Now I can update from my phone. This can't be good.

— tankboy (@tankboy) January 22, 2008

Saddened that Heath Ledger won't be alive when everyone is praising him for finally getting the Joker right. So depressing.

— tankboy (@tankboy) January 22, 2008

Going to the gym and dreading the January crowd. Maybe it'll be too cold for many people to show up? I can hope.

— tankboy (@tankboy) January 22, 2008

There was zero parking so I skipped the gym ... shame on me! I picked the wrong day to eat a bunch of junk food.

— tankboy (@tankboy) January 23, 2008

At the Burlington getting fed shots by Lizz.

— tankboy (@tankboy) January 23, 2008

How can someone have 16 hours of podcasts to catch up on?! I hadn't realized how many I was able to knock off going to and from Michigan.

— tankboy (@tankboy) January 23, 2008

Scott has just reminded me just how fucking awesome Andrew WK is. Too much awesome in fact. Loved his Double Door show.

— tankboy (@tankboy) January 23, 2008

Home, finally. And did Di a favor and shoveled and salted her walk.

— tankboy (@tankboy) January 24, 2008

After 3 nights in a row at The Burlington I am taking tonight off. And going to Double Door.

— tankboy (@tankboy) January 24, 2008

Oh yeah, and I'm in Time Out Chicago today.

— tankboy (@tankboy) January 24, 2008

I still think Jenny McCarthy is hot, is that a sign that I'm old?

— tankboy (@tankboy) January 24, 2008

Riveting!