Happy birthday David Bowie.

Trust my numero uno man to do his best to cheer me up in sad times. It's David Bowie's birthday, and guess what? He's giving me a present! He just released a new single, "Where Are We Now?"--that I of course bought seconds after midnight--and has a new album, The Next Day, coming out in March.

The only thing that would top this surprise announcement would be another where he announces a tour with Blur as the opening act.

Maybe with a date landing on my birthday?

Welcome back David, I'm glad you weren't gone forever after all!