Kylie Minogue is ancient.

Did you know Kylie Minogue was O.L.D.? At least that's what you'd be led to believe if you read most of the pieces written about her recently. The primary theme seems to be "OMG Kylie is wearing such skimpy clothing and playing up the sex kitten angle and OMG if I was 45 and looked like her and could still pull that off I so totally would!"

Which, of course, the fact Minogue is 45 and sooooo ancient but can still pull this off is to be respected. Because 45 is so old. And holy moly, old people being sexy? How totally gross.

Here is Kylie being old.


Yeah, SO OLD.

Also, for the record, her new album Kiss Me Once currently holds the title of best pop album of the year so far. Easily. So much fun. Go listen to it right now.