Tuesday, March 31, 2026

Closet Cases of the Hardware Wars Nerd Kind.

As the mists of time slowly drew apart as cable television burned its way into our hearts in the late '70s and early '80s, there were a series of short films most of us were exposed to. My recollection is that these were time fillers, used as a buffer between movies when the prior film's run time didn't't land on a convenient hour or half-hour mark.* 

Sometimes these were promo or behind-the-scenes featurettes for either already-popular or soon-to-be-released movies, and other times they were just short, entertaining standalone films plucked from festival or late-night film circuits and the like. The crowning titans of this latter version of wave-fillers were easily the spoofs of 2 recent science fiction movies that had captured the hearts and minds of the public, and were easy targets for a MAD Magazine style spoof. To those of you that remember, these will be incredibly familiar. And to those of you for whom the era I just described sounds like its own brand of "science fiction" ... well you are in for a treat.

I present to you, Hardware Wars and Closet Cases of the Nerd Kind!**


Take a breath, and then keep going!


*Funny to think of it, but we were beholden to cable TV's schedule, and not the other way around. 
**And yes, these are both available on DVD nd yes, of course I just recently added them my permanent collection since the VHS tapes that were my prior "storage system" have proven difficult to find.*** Also, Hardware Wars has a remarkably large set of extra features and additional films that I have yet to make my way through, but am eager to dig into.
***And yes, I showed these to Nora a few days ago and she had never heard of either short film yet walked away amused by both (to varying degrees) so I know they still hold up!

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