Tankboy resides in the body of Jim Kopeny and lives in the Mayfair neighborhood of Chicago with Pickle the Kitten, who may actually be slightly more famous than most of the musicians slogging through the local scene. He's written about music for much longer than most bands you hear on the radio have even existed.

He also swears that it wasn't him who did that and has learned that "deny everything" is a basic tenet of existence it was probably him.