Random Thought: Is she really going out with him?

I wonder how many times GalPal is standing alone, getting checked out by someone across the room, when I walk up and give her a kiss / hug / (what I believe to be surreptitious) pat on the butt, eliciting from her far-off admirer an explosively thought, "What is she doing with him?! She could do so much better! (Read: She should be dating me!)"