[LAST NIGHT AT COAST]
ME:
What is with girls wearing jeans with spangly things on the butt?
It looks like they sat on a Bedazzler.
HER:
Uh, that's not a new thing.
ME:
What?
HER:
Girls have been doing that for years.
ME:
Maybe I'm just now noticing it because now that I'm making better money
I'm eating at douchier restaurants.
ME:
What's with this tiny hail?
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