Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Where does he get those wonderful toys?


We have noticed that Jack Bauer is never without his man-bag. Through explosions, car chases, underwater shark fights and spats with his daughter that bag is always around his shoulder. We decided to take a peek inside his bag while Jack took a potty break and here is a partial (but by no means exhaustive) listing of what we catalouged:

  • Mini-telescope
  • One pair of Pumas
  • One bottle J&B
  • Mach-3 razor
  • One Boy Scout Manual for settling disputes over Chef's Hat Boxing rules
  • One picture of Kim "Jiggles" Bauer
  • Complete set of "Evil World Masterminds" trading-cards
  • One PDA with what seems to be 300 GB of memory
  • One thermo-nuclear warhead
  • One "L'il Buddy Torture Kit"
  • Two South Beach Diet Meal Bars (Cinnamon Cream)
  • One CD single of Glenn Frey's "The Heat Is On"
  • Lock-pick kit
  • Pack of gum and ball of tin-foil for building a bomb
  • One teddy bear (worn)
  • One pair mirrored sunglasses
  • One pair fresh underwear (Calvin Klein)
  • One package condoms (Trojan w/res. tip)
  • One instruction pamphlet on how to turn condoms into hot air balloons for last-minute escapes
  • One six-pack Sparks

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