We have noticed that Jack Bauer is never without his man-bag. Through explosions, car chases, underwater shark fights and spats with his daughter that bag is always around his shoulder. We decided to take a peek inside his bag while Jack took a potty break and here is a partial (but by no means exhaustive) listing of what we catalouged:
- Mini-telescope
- One pair of Pumas
- One bottle J&B
- Mach-3 razor
- One Boy Scout Manual for settling disputes over Chef's Hat Boxing rules
- One picture of Kim "Jiggles" Bauer
- Complete set of "Evil World Masterminds" trading-cards
- One PDA with what seems to be 300 GB of memory
- One thermo-nuclear warhead
- One "L'il Buddy Torture Kit"
- Two South Beach Diet Meal Bars (Cinnamon Cream)
- One CD single of Glenn Frey's "The Heat Is On"
- Lock-pick kit
- Pack of gum and ball of tin-foil for building a bomb
- One teddy bear (worn)
- One pair mirrored sunglasses
- One pair fresh underwear (Calvin Klein)
- One package condoms (Trojan w/res. tip)
- One instruction pamphlet on how to turn condoms into hot air balloons for last-minute escapes
- One six-pack Sparks
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