Central air.

Central air.

True story.

Last week I ran into my landlord and he apologized for not putting screens in my windows yet. I told him it was O.K., and since it was near the end of the summer anyway. I also let him know that it hadn't been that bad this year so no biggie. There were only a few days where I sweated my ass off.

He said, "Yeah, but when it got really hot didn't you just turn on your air conditioning?" I replied I didn't have a window unit and he looked at me wide eyed and said, "But you have central air!"

I did? I mean, I do?!

Apparently, I do. I've had central air for the last six months and I had no idea. Just another sign that I am truly an idiot.