Important Safeguards and Additional Warnings

When using the Tankboy basic safety precautions should always be followed, including the following:

1. Do not place the Tankboy where it can fall or be pulled into a tub or sink unless your going to climb in there right beside him and get all naked.

2. Always unplug the Tankboy immediately after using.

3. Close supervision is necessary when the Tankboy is used by or near children or invalids.

4. Never block the air openings of the Tankboy or place him on a soft surface such as a bed or couch unless you intend on doing something sorta squishy and sweaty with him.

5. Never drop or insert the Tankboy into any opening. On second thought…ignore that safeguard. Insert the Tankboy as you will.

6. Tankboy may be hot during use. Allow him to cool before handling.

7. Do not operate the Tankboy with a voltage converter. Unfortunately he does not swing both ways.

8. Remove all jewelry before using the Tankboy. He has sticky fingers or so we’ve been told.

9. Always use the Tankboy on clean dry skin – Remove all make-up before use.

10. The Tankboy is for personal use, do not share with others. Really, it’s not worth the emotional risk.

11. Always store the Tankboy in a moisture-free area after gently wiping him down.

The Tankboy is not a toy.