Dagnabbit!

Guess whose car broke down and decided to stop running, in the ghetto, on the way home from work last Friday? Guess who's going to attempt to limp to a mechanic in his car in about ten minutes, hoping against hope that it's the transmission since that's still under warranty. Guess who suspects that all of this is less than compelling for anyone other than himself so he's not exatcly sure why he's typing this in the first place?

Guess who hopes you notice the proper use of "whose" versus "who's" since, at the very least, if you have learned something new(-ish) you won't have completely wasted the last minute you spent reading this.