Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Uffie Vs. Ke$ha ... which faux-Eurotrash diva will win?

Uffie Vs. Ke$ha ... which faux-Eurotrash diva will win?

Wow, um, just wow. Now before you see these keep in mind the top video, by Uffie, is the newer of the two VIDEOS, but the song wwithin is actually something like three years old. In other words Ke$ha is totally ripping off Uffie. Or maybe since Uffie has released almost nothing since heer initial splash, Ke$ha is merely giving the people what they want?

UFFIE


VERSUS

KE$HA




[credz]

Living Color's sold-out Double Door show...

Living Color's sold-out Double Door show...


A sampling of my Living Colour photos are up on Chicagoist, and if you dig 'em there's a LOT more shots that I took right here.

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

The perspective offered by a moment to breathe.

The perspective offered by a moment to breathe.


When you're up this early, and you have plenty of time before the gym, then work, then laundry, then the million other things you need to tackle today, and you can go outside and snap a few photos in the early morning light, but you extend the exposure and forsake a trip-pod because you're looking for a new way to see what you encounter everyday, and you actually have the time to DO that, that's an excellent way to start the day.

Monday, October 05, 2009

Chia Pet reunion show?

Chia Pet reunion show?

A friend just sent me the below image. I'm waiting for confirmation from Beat Kitchen but I'm hoping it's true!

Friday, October 02, 2009

Obama + T-Pain = Healthcare EXPLAINED!

Obama + T-Pain = Healthcare EXPLAINED!

Epic.

We're all winners inside!

We're all winners inside!

We lost the Olympic bid! In the first round! So come (drown your sorrows / celebrate) with me at Old Oak Tap tonight! I'm DJing and plan on reaching deep in my bag of tricks for rarely spun cuts alongside the current hits in high rotation. It should be a lot of fun.

TONIGHT at THE OLD OAK TAP

DJ Tankboy

9pm - 2am

Old Oak Tap
2109 W Chicago

Thursday, October 01, 2009

Insomnia.

Insomnia.

What happens when I actually stay in and go to bed early too many nights in a row? Apparently it means I can't sleep past 2 a.m.! The only other people around me that are also up? Sasha the Cat and the neighbor across the way with a dubious late night profession. (O.K., we have no idea what she actually does, but we've built up fun imaginary back story for her. Maybe I can expand on it in my head since I can't seem to sleep?)

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Delusions of grandeur.

Delusions of grandeur.

It's weird, as it gets drearier and colder outside I actually find myself waking up even earlier. This seems in direst contrast to most folks I know who tend to bunked down when the weather changes in this manner.

For years I wasn't a morning person at all. I never have needed much sleep -- when I was working in bars and restaurants and came home at 7 a.m. I wAs still usually up and active by 11 a.m. -- but ever since I started the regular 9-to-5 I've found I generally like an early start.

This is boring. I thought I was going somewhere with this but now I realize I mistook my first thoughts to be an important prod when they instead were mere descriptors of simple fact.

I'll come up with something later to make up for this!

UPDATE: Whoops! I was up so early I forgot to turn off my alarms so it's blended squall of static and overlapping radio stations just scared the bejeezus out of GalPal. Sorry honey!

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Will I be able to survive an actual vacation?

Will I be able to survive an actual vacation?

GalPal and I have a trip to Cancun coming up. I can't wait. I've never taken a vacation where I paid for everything up front and it's one of those all-inclusive deals, thus ensuring I can just enjoy myself and not worry about coming home to a big debt for good times I've already had. On the flip side I'm a little afraid it will be something supposedly fun I'll never do again. Aimless leisure and endless pampering actually seem a little frightening to me, but as even a casual reader of this site has probably figured out, I am a man on the go -- often ridiculously so -- and for the first time in my life I think I need to unplug and take a break, even if it's just for a few days.

Of course all that time spent outside by the pool or on the beach means I'll be shirtless which also means a) aircraft will need to be diverted in order to avoid the blinding glare bouncing off my chest and into the sky and b) I need to lose a few pounds so I don't look utterly ridiculous. I'm by no means overweight, but I have slid into the trap of slipping in more sweets that are necessary into my daily diet over the last few months, so I'm pulling them back out to regain equilibrium.

So what do think? Will I be able to enjoy myself? Or will I be going stir crazy and driven mad by the cheesy resort nightlife entertainment by midnight our first day there? And also, any advice from folks that have done these all inclusive deals before? We were told not to tip but that seems ludicrous. I'm a pretty generous tipper though so I need to know what's actually appropriate down there? And who do we tip? When?

This is gonna be weird, but I think it might also be awesome.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Friday, September 25, 2009

My life is ridiculous.

My life is ridiculous.

Last night I saw a ridiculously good show as fun. tore the hell out of Schubas and sent everyone home with smiles that would make even the most blissful post-orgasmic couples jealous.

Tonight I am seeing Mikhail Baryshnikov dance at Harris Theater, Miike Snow rock out at The Empty Bottle, and then various friends DJ at Sonotheque.

Tomorrow night I am DJing with JB at The Continental.

Sunday night I'm seeing Mark Lanegan play with Soulsavers at Double Door.

My life is ridiculous.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Music IS awesome!

Music IS awesome!


I just got word that Yo Gabba Gabba is releasing a compilation of all the tunes on the show including stuff from of Montreal, The Roots, the Shins, and motherfuckin' Biz Markie. Whilst I am excited about all of those tunes I am most excited that it also includes Chromeo's "Nice 'N' Clean," the perfect soundtrack to washing your hands before dinner!

Finally wrapping up my chat with Kevin Smith...

Finally wrapping up my chat with Kevin Smith...


It truly was a pleasure to talk to the man. The entire interview is now online so peep it up:

INTERVIEW WITH KEVIN SMITH: PART ONE
INTERVIEW WITH KEVIN SMITH: PART TWO

You'll understand the choice of the photo above once you finish the interview!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

On Flaming Lips, frogs, and Karen O.

On Flaming Lips, frogs, and Karen O.

I was just sent a link to the latest video off the forthcoming Flaming Lips Embryonic album. It's for "I Can Be A Frog," and it's probably the most, um, accessible of the album's 18 songs. This came on when i was driving around with GalPal last weekend and at first I thought the girl talking and making animal noises was Wayne Coyne's wife Michelle, but I've since learned it's actually Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Anyway, dig it.

Ladyhawke!

Ladyhawke!


I was super bummed when Ladyhawke's tour was canceled a while ago (visa issues I think?) so I was willing to brave the suckfest Perez Hilton "sponsored" that hit town last Saturday. Ida Maria had already dropped out due to sparse crowds at preceding dates, and that meant the bill was left with only one decent band.* Anyway, Ladyhawke did not disappoint, and I took a bunch of pictures. You can see a bunch off them at Chicagoist, and then check out the rest on Flickr.


*By the way, Maria really jumped off a day too early, because the crowd at the Metro was large and enthusiastic!

Monday, September 21, 2009

Friday, September 18, 2009

Stop yr whining.

Stop yr whining.

So last night I'm outside the Little Boots show at The Empty Bottle and this girl next to me is just livid. She was hoping to interview Little Boots after the show but apparently the interview fell through, and the tour manager was kind of a dick about it. And, according to this chick, while the show was great, and the music was great, and Little Boots was great, the review this girl was going to write was just going to eviscerate Little Boots and point her out as the phony she was! Plus, Little Boots didn't even sell her own merch at the merch table! Little Boots doesn't care about the local scene!

Now I can understand it's a bummer to have an interview fall through. And I've dealt with my fair share of dick-ish tour managers. And while I do think it's cool to see an artist selling their own merch, I don't expect and electro pop acts that's only touring small clubs to seed her path in the states because she's already pretty huge overseas to tell me which size t-shirt I should buy.

I've spent years accumulating the cred that gets me the access I get, and even then I get turned away a lot. It's just how things work. When you're writing about the arts you need to write about THE ARTS, not your petty feelings of being denied access to this or that personality. I just did an interview with Kevin Smith (part one is up now!) and it took forever to set up because he's a busy guy. And at one point I didn't even think it was going to happen so I was just going to preview his appearance in Chicago tonight. And believe me, the preview was NOT going to say, "This jerk can't even find the time to talk to me, so you shouldn't go see him talk!" It WOULD have been, "Kevin Smith is a funny motherfucker, he's in town tonight, catch this rare chance to see the hilarity in person."

A lot of writers nowadays are spoiled brats, prone to throwing diva-like tantrums. And it's fucking ridiculous. And it makes it harder for people like me to do my job, because the various channels of promoters / managers / artists I used to deal with are now getting clogged with these jerks and their inflated sense of entitlement.

[/hey kids, get off my lawn rant]

By the way, Little Boots was fucking fabulous. If you have a chance to see her now, DO SO. She's not gonna be playing tiny room next time around, I guarantee it.

Photo by memekode

Safe sex, silly advertising.

Safe sex, silly advertising.

Yesterday's Slate V talked about condom ads around the world and reinforced what a parochial environment we live in. My particular favorite ad was a British one that comes near the end, chock full of excuses to avoid slipping some protection on that even a teenager would find laughable. (Watch it below ... the add I'm talking about comes in at the 4:25 mark.)

Watching these condom ads made me realize that I have never publicly endorsed a condom myself! Now I am, of course, a virgin, and have never seen the naked female form outside that one scene in Revenge Of The Nerds, but if I were to engage in sexual relations out of wedlock, I would probably use Trojan Ecstasy condoms. Sure the name is silly but, and mind you this is after 21 years of NOT engaging in premarital sex, this is truly an amazing piece of engineering. It's been claimed many time before but this particular gift to mankind actually feels better than wearing nothing at all. Had I ever tested it out in a real life situation. Which, of course, I have not. (Hi mom!)

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Does this make me jaded?

Does this make me jaded?

Pavement is reuniting?

Well, O.K. then. It's about time. However I'm not losing my shit over this news like 99.6% of the other folks writing about the group getting back together. Pavement is by far one of my favorite bands ever, but I don't find this news to be earth shattering, or even all that interesting.

Would it be nice to see them again? Sure. But after the last lackluster Chicago performance I attended I can't say I'm expecting much.

Maybe it's because I saw them play live a lot from Crooked Rain... onward. Maybe it's because I've actually chatted with Spiral Stairs and Steve Malkmus at shows, thus demystifying the two main members and removing the cloak of indie rock royalty that probably obscures most people's vision.

On top of it, the news isn't exactly unexpected. The group just kind of fizzled out because various members got bored. There were no feuds, no real acrimony, no reason the band wouldn't get back together to play at some point in the future.

Or maybe this doesn't fill me with glee because I'm just a jaded old fart. I keep forgetting that a lot off folks that write about music probably came of age at the tail end of Pavement's existence, if they were even into music by that point at all. So sure, most are tripping over themselves with huge expectations and hopes* but, c'mon, this ain't exactly The Police or Blur getting back together, right?

*My hope is, of course, that Pavement play a couple shows for shits and giggles and then go their separate ways again. I fear them re-entering the studio (although if they did, and could regain that ol' fire like Dinosaur Jr has successfully done on their last two reunion records, then I would be A-O.K. with it, but chance of that happening are awfully slim).

UPDATE: O.K., read the press release a little more closely and it says:
Please be advised this tour is not a prelude to additional jaunts and/or a permanent reunion.
That makes me feel better! So now I'll just sit back and enjoy thee shows!