Jesus help these poor sinners. Please. With a lightning bolt. To the head.

Okay, I hate Creed just as much as any other sane focused individual but the idea of fans filing a lawsuit against them for an unsatisfactory concert experience is ludicrous. Does this mean that Radiohead now has to play Creep at every show or risk the ire and litigious impulses of their fans? Will Perry Farrell or Ryan Adams or The Strokes or (insert name here) be forced to perform sober and -- thus -- completely suck? What about the WARPed tour?

I hope the Cook County judge laughs these dolts right out of the courtroom.