Wild wild wild.

It was quite a weekend! Exotic Polish dance-clubs, gun-wielding damsels-in-not-quite-distress, abandoned in a desolate neighborhood with a Homerian journey homeward, and the viewing of a truly terrible movie. Oh yeah, and I learned the one thing I hate more than mowing the lawn is…raking leaves off the frickin’ lawn! Unfortunately I do not have the requisite time to devote to the re-telling of these tales right now, so you’re just gonna have to wait.