Friday, May 30, 2008

Bangin' at The Burlington!

Bangin' at The Burlington!

Keep, Fagballs, and I will be spinning at The Burlington tomorrow night.

Apparently the place will be packed, so we need you there to get out back in case Keep decides to break out the Menudo.

Will Keep and 'Balls be wearing matching gym shorts?

Only one way to know for sure.

See you tomorrow.

P.S. It just might be Donna Balls' birthday too. Happy almost-birthday Donna!

Hotcha!

Hotcha!

Three Tankboy-specific facts you should know about MGMT:

  1. I heard Marsden play a track of theirs at The Burlington last (this? still?) winter and fell in love with it, rushed home, found it online, downloaded it ... and then went to work the next day and realized the CD was already in my "to-listen-to" pile. It had been sitting in that pile for months.
  2. Live, they are waaaay more proggy than you would expect, and I don't view that as a bad thing.
  3. They like sexy girls, as evidenced below.

Chilling observations and other games to play.

Chilling observations and other games to play.

I had a whole 'nother Obama vs. Hillary topic in my head when I woke up this morning -- the sort of ting to get folks all up in arm and arguing with each other -- but I just don't have the energy to type the whole thing out this morning. Maybe over the weekend?

I'll give you a head start though: The Democrat's should adopt a winner-take-all strategy for their primary system in the future, because if that was the case, Hillary would have secured the nom months ago. Now we're stuck with a presumptive candidate who keeps falling in the polls. And worse? I was at a BBQ last weekend that was populated by a rather liberal crowd, and my sneaky informal polling revealed that most of them have already made pease with the idea of a McCain presidency.

What the fuck?!

I continue to admire the idealism of Obama's supporters, and the yearning need he fulfills when it comes to the question of stepping outside of the current political quagmire, but I also can't escape the feeling we may have nominated the wrong candidate.

Man do I hope I'm wrong.

Oh, and so much for not writing about this ... I guess my thoughts raced ahead of my will.

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Yet another reason to love the Swedish.

Yet another reason to love the Swedish.

This is further proof that Americans know nothing about making music videos anymore. Remember when they used to have storylines? And horses running through the woods?


It used to be that I wanted to move to England for the pop music ... but now I think I'd be pretty happy in Sweden too.

The terrorists may have already won.

The terrorists may have already won.

Really? People really think Rachael Ray wore a scarf in a Dunkin Donuts ad that offered "symbolic support for terrorism?" And Dunkin Donuts actually pulled the ad because of that?


Not even The Onion could come up with something as silly as this. Come on, people!

Text madness.

Text madness.

NOTE: I was looking for ideas this morning and was searching through unpublished drafts, and came across this one from earlier this year. All that existed of it was the first sentence, so I've tried to reconstruct the rest adopting the mindset I had at the time.

In other words if you've gotten a late night text from me lately, this post is NOT about you! Seriously. It's just a mental capture of my freewheelin' fullblown bachelor days.

Seriously, I should not be allowed to use my phone after midnight. In ye olden days late night phone shenanigans were severely limited by the fact that you, well, actually had to call the other person and you might wake them up. But now you can just text away to your little heart's delight ... sometimes accumulating a book's worth of embarrassing messages before the other person even knows you're trying to get their attention.

And let's not even discuss the booty text.

On one hand the whole texting thing makes communication and, by extension, dating easier than I remembered it being. It also makes it super easy to make plans with friends. You have no idea what's going on tonight? Mass text! Someone is sure to get back to you!

On the other hand, texting is devoid of the intimacy a simple phone call still contains. Plus, it's a written record, often recorded late at night, at a time when we might not really want to remember what we were saying. Of course the irony is that text tend to be a manifestation of our id, so the reason we might not want to remember them is because, in the end, they're ultimately true indicators of how/what we're feeling.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Happy birthday, baby.

Happy birthday, baby.

Before there was Kelly, my sweet pop tart was 100% Kylie.


Happy birthday Ms. Minogue!

MP3: Kylie Minogue "Rippin' Up The Disco"

Rockwrite.

Rockwrite.

I just finished reading Mitch Myers' The Boy Who Cried Freebird late last night, and while I thought the book as a whole was merely O.K.*, there was one really great quote held within an essay Meyers wrote about Richard Meltzer. The quote comes from Dave Marsh -- whom I've always thought was kind of a tool, but here he really nails it -- when he's asked about his own thoughts on what it's like to be a music critic. Marsh says:
People think being a rock critic is easy, well, maybe for two years. After that, you're on your mettle.
Lots of folks gripe about the rise of the critical backwash provided by too many voices vying for attention in today's online landscape. Hell, I've even complained about it in the past, and wondered what effect all these "critics" would ultimately have on the discipline of rock criticism. But Marsh gets it right ... most of these folks won't last. They can't last. I've been writing about rock and/or roll since about 1989, and it ain't always easy. After the initial rush of realizing someone is reading your opinion, for most folks there comes a point where they wonder what more they really have to say on the subject. And then there comes the realization that while someone is reading what you have to say, there's always the question if what you say actually matters to that someone.

It's at this point, and oddly it does seem to be 2-3 years in, you either realize you were meant to be writing about rock and/or roll, or whether your writing was just a component of a finite obsession with something that deeply touches a segment of your life.

In my case the answer is pretty obvious, I couldn't change the way I am if I tried. In some ways I wonder if that means I have some strange gift, or if I've been beset by an unshakable curse. Either way, I hope that by now I've at least partially proven my mettle.

* I plan on reviewing the book for Chicagoist, so that's why I don't get more deeply into its charms and misfires right now.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Essential Steinski!

Essential Steinski!

Steinski is releasing a "career retrospective" compilation today. I heard it last week and say if you're into his mixes and creations, it's worth picking up, especially since he hasn't exactly stayed put and it ranges across a couple labels.

To help raise awareness amongst the philistines, the three primary shots across the bow of pop music that Steinski helped fire are now available free of charge. I am of course speaking about the legendary three original "lessons" he constructed with Double Dee. What?! You've never heard of them?! Blasphemy!

Here, listen, now.

MP3: Double Dee & Steinski "The Payoff Mix"
MP3: Double Dee & Steinski "Lesson Two (James Brown Mix)"
MP3: Double Dee & Steinski "Lesson Three (History Of Hip Hop)"

Totally legendary.

Busypants.

Busypants.

Things should return to normal tomorrow, but until then, why don't I leave you with a song to start off your week. (Well, I hope you didn't have to work yesterday, so that's why I say it should start off your week.)

MP3: Familjen "Det Snurrar I Min Skalle"

Monday, May 26, 2008

Respite.

Respite.

Boy did I need that 3-day weekend!

Saturday, May 24, 2008

2008 is shaping up to be super awesome, musically speaking.

2008 is shaping up to be super awesome, musically speaking.

It bears repeating that this year is just stupendously, ridonkulously, incredibly terrific as far as new music is involved. Just this week I've gotten stellar discs from Sloan, The Dandy Warhols, Air Traffic, and The Futureheads!

Seriously, I get two or three really solid albums a week ... this year's year end list is going to be so difficult to winnow down to only 10 to 20 albums.

The photo of Nixon to the left there is to illustrate just how excited I am about the music scene right now.

Yeah, I'm pretty stoked.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Another sign that I am clearly rather slow on the uptake.

Another sign that I am clearly rather slow on the uptake.

So today I had a report to present. Yesterday I was joking with the account manager that I was going to call in sick today and skip the report altogether, and when I left I texted her "see u next tuesday!" just to mess with her. Get it? "I won't be in tomorrow, Monday's a holiday, so you won't see me until Tuesday." Get it?

Well, I had no idea that phrase could be taken a whole 'nother way.

Um, yeah. Luckily she knows I'm an idiot and was kind enough to explain it to me.

Bye Bob.

Bye Bob.


I loved loved loved Robert Lynn Asprin's MythAdventures series when I was a teen. And then his Thieves World series. And of course the comics both serials spawned (where I was first entranced by both Phil Foglio and Tim Sales' work. He died yesterday, and I'm sad that I'll never really know where Skeeve and Aahz will ultimately end up.

WeezerTube.

WeezerTube.

Check out the new Weezer video. I'd post it here, but the band is being lame and has removed the embed code.

Thanks to Margaret's direction we now have...



It's clever, and contains my favorite YouTube phenom (Betsy, you know who I'm talking about). The only thing that would have made it better would have been a guest appearance by OkGo ond their treadmills.

Gotta admit, the hugging the Brit Brit crybaby dude is pretty genius.

...and...SHOES!

SLAM! Duh duh duh, duh duh duh!

SLAM! Duh duh duh, duh duh duh!

Here's the video of last Saturday's alternative media slam in which Chicago takes victory, and rains down shame upon the loooosers.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Betty the Beagle: Exonerated!

Betty the Beagle: Exonerated!

This news just in!

FACT: Betty the Beagle is in doggie daycare today.

FACT: Betty the Beagle left the building at approximately 7:30 a.m. today.

FACT: A friend of mine JUST leaving the building, hours after Betty's departure, just texted me that there are a number of dogs barking in a number of apartments!

CONCLUSION: While Betty certainly does bark, I am no longer buying the story that she barks all day long when I DO leave her at home. I DO believe that she used to, but I think she's gotten past that point, at least during daylight hours. At night I can't make the mistake of not sedating her. I didn't back at the beginning of the month and greeted my brand new neighbors with the sounds of her barking madly all through the night ... thus setting her up to be the future scapegoat for any other barking. Totally my bad.

In fact I left her at home yesterday, but stopped back in on my way to work after the gym, and there was silence. Betty is making progress! I still feel the need to bring her into daycare when I know I'll be out that night, but I think I can start transitioning back to leaving her home a couple days a week.

Good job Betty!

Red Hot Chili Peppers disband! Oh wait, not really.

Red Hot Chili Peppers disband! Oh wait, not really.

How weird, especially since I was just writing about the Red Hot Chili Peppers out of the blue just last week, but NME is reporting that the band has broken up!

Naturally, a closer look at the article shows that the group has actually just decided to go on hiatus for at least a year.

Just a reminder of why it's dangerous to quote NME headlines in a news piece. You too Whit!

A Very Special Edition of Bomb Squad Thursday: Hos B4 Tankboy!

A Very Special Edition of Bomb Squad Thursday: Hos B4 Tankboy!

Tonight I'm back in the booth for Bomb Squad Thursday at Liar's Club, and this week I'm joined by the Hos Before Bros DJs. To be honest, I'm not even sure how many of the Hos Before Bros ladies I'm facing tonight. I know Lizz (Chicagoist / No Dessert For You / UR Chicago) and Marah (Touch & Go) will be there for sure, but there may be another couple DJs joining them.

Now you may ask yourself (in an oversized jacket marooned on a spartan stage) just how fair is this? Is it fair that a single man face 2-4 well versed ladies of the musical cognescetti? Both teams have deep wells from which to draw their selections, both have access to the very latest dance-inducing rock and/or roll, and both are smashingly charismatic, so is this a fair fight?

The only way to judge is to stop on by tonight!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Dandy Warhols Still Rule O.K.

Dandy Warhols Still Rule O.K.


O.K., the title is a bit misleading. I love the Dandy Warhols -- even though I refuse to admit the existence of Odditorium -- and have bought just about everything they've ever put out right down to the self-released Black Album/Come On Feel The Dandy Warhols package. I've easily spent hundred of dollars collecting import singles for unreleased tracks and remixes. But that was back in the days when that was the only way to get those tunes ... now I wold just pay 99 cents for the song I didn't have and save the other nine bucks.

So I was excited to hear the band was releasing it's latest, ...Earth to The Dandy Warhols..., under a remarkably forward-thinking subscription model. For a set price you would get the album as an immediate download, a physical CD once it was released, a screen printed poster, and any b-sides released in the next year. That is all pretty cool, right? The only problem is that they want $34.99 a year for the whole package. For me, that's pretty steep, even when you include a healthy mark-up for materials and postage, though I'm sure plenty of folks would be more than happy to pay that. Good for them.

What I think would have been a better solution would be to offer the disc and music subscription for something closer to $15-$20, even allowing a lower tier for folks that wanted to go digital only. What do you think, am I being to stingy or am I right in thinking the band might have been better off offering a variety of packages to their fans?

Either way, I'm pleased to see them making a go of it without a Major label, and commend them for at least trying something new, even if it is out of my price range for disposable income these days.*

*Due to a certain added expense, I have to be very thoughtful of where I spend my American dollars these days.