I figure I may as well lay out a few ground rules before the big birthday bash tonight, just to avoid any unpleasantness.
- Don’t bother buying me any shots. I’m going to turn them down because I’ll be too drunk already. Thanks anyway, honestly.
- Any hard evidence (photos, DNA samples, moving picture films) of me being a complete and total idiot must be approved by me the next day before you go posting my stumbling ass all over YouTube.
- No, I’m not playing any Doobie brothers tonight, so just don’t even ask. That one’s played out for now.
- Yes, I’ll probably play Kelly Clarkson. It too is played out but I don’t care.
- Tip the fuck out of the bartenders, even when it’s crowded and it takes a little longer to get to you. They’ll be working their asses off tonight.
- If you see Kip sidling up beside you, keep your drink above “wing-wang level” or you might be in for a surprise.
- Dance. To the DJ. To the bands. To your own beat.
- Have fun.
I’ll see you in a few hours.
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