And, on to business.

Guess where you're going tomorrow night? The Note! It's my first show there in, well, years. I'm co-promoting it with the nice folks over at MPShows and couldn't be more excited by the line-up of Milk At Midnight, The Assembly, Farewell Captain and TrapperKeeper. I will be DJing between sets so have no fear, there will be no jock-rock in the joint to ruin the mood.

Now look at the purty poster used to promote this musical event!
(Make with the clicky to enlarge.)


And now, I hope my nephew had a better bithday yesterday than this poor guy..



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Super-brief thoughts on a sporting event.

Yesterday Photogal and I attended a White Sox game. It was my first ball game on the South Side in over five or six years. Neither of us are really baseball fans so our primary focus was on how much crappy food we could waste our money on while there. We had some sort of super premier parking (Photogal got the tickets from a friend) and ended up parking about 100 feet from the gate! We were out if thecar and in out seats in under five minutes. Seriously. The accomodations were ridiculously nice. I could've used a little more legroom, but hey, the tickets were free and we were eight rows from the field.

I could go on and bitch about how people at a Sox game are an almost entirely different breed than people at a Cubs game (both are drunks, but Sox drunks are a little less pathetic than the Wrigley yuppies get, however they seems a lot more dangerous and I had a couple guys act pretty aggressively towards me for no real reason at all) but I would prefer to share my favorite two memories from the game.

Memory One: I loved the little boy, opne row back, who had obviously just finished stuffing a big wad of blue cotton candy into his fave. Well, most of it was on his face. His poor dad looked like he had no idea what to do.

Memory Two: We were a few rows behind the visiting dug-out and between each inning people would run down in hopes of getting a game ball tossed into the stands by the visiting team as they came off the field. I saw men pushing aside little kids and genberally behaving badly in an effort to get that ball. One little kid kept getting shoved aside ands I was feeling worse and worse for him. In the sixth inning, though, one of the visiting ball-boys noticed what was happeneing, got the ball, walked away from the throngs shoving and pushing each other, and handed the ball to the little boy. It was so sweet.

And then there was the guy who won the dance contest between innings. One cheerleader-type girl thought she had it by utilizing the generic club booty shake, but the dude stole the show by taking off his shirt and running around like a madman with his flapping belly jiggling in time with the music. I must still be scarred by high school because even today I love seeing the underdog beat out the popular crowd.

First things first.

Happy birthday to the cutest nephew a guy could have!


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And now, the rest of you are on notice!

A quick note about last night. DJing with Chatman was truckloads of fun. Especially when we went head to head using our opponent's iPods. That created some interesting moments.

And now, take it away Mr. Colbert!

A very special ep of Rock and/or Roll Tuesdays at The Pontiac.

Tonight is very special at The Pontiac. I will be joined by a fellow I've known a REALLY long time. The one, the only, Chris Chatman! We both used to DJ at the same bar, Bloomington-Normal's only freak hangout at the time, The Gallery. In Chris's words:

I met Tankboy back before he was even 'Tankboy.' He was Jim Kopeny, a skinny, long-haired hippy type from the wrong side of the tracks, ISU. I was a suburban punk/indie rock snob from the snooty private school up the street. We shared our music with the masses at B-N's only 'alternative' bar. He packed 'em in with the party tunes, and I alienated my 20 person crowd with shoegazer drivel, grunge and the latest Superchunk 7". Not much has changed, 'cept our hair.

Whilst I admit I could look like a hippy back then, I assure you I was, in fact, most certainly NOT a hippy. Just ask any number of hippies I tormented at the time. Also, I played grunge as well, since I totally had the hair for it!

Seriously though, Chris has terrific taste in music and i am really looking forward to hearing him spin tonight since it's been an awfully long time. There's even rumor we may go head-to-head, song-to-song, tuneo-a-tuneo for a spell. Maybe.

Also, I will not be breaking up any fights or drinking lots of whiskey, so that should make the evening even better!

Full deets, again via Chatman:

You got it, tonight, Tues 8/15, a duel 15+ years in the making. A college feud rekindled....

In the first ever event of this magnitude, Tankboy (aka Jim Kopeny) has called Chatman (aka..... Chatman) to the mat, out of retirement, for a friendly head-to-head DJ Death Match. We'll see how 'friendly' it stays after a few rounds of Jameson.

Call it the Bicker in Wicker. Call it the Throwdown Near Bucktown. Call the police, this could get ugly.

TANKBOY vs. CHATMAN
A Musical Melee for the Ages.

Pontiac Cafe
1531 N. Damen

Tues, Aug 15th
9pm-til the first man falls.
(or 2am, whichever comes first)

Hope to see you there.
First 3 rows may get splattered, parkas recommended.

Thanks for the preview, Chris. You're going down.

And, I will most definitely play this new DJ Riko mash-up:

DJ Riko "For Those About To Clown"
And finally, Teddybears have released a, um, unique teaser trailer for their upcoming U.S. release.

I'm getting too old for this.

So Saturday night I had a show at The Pontiac. During the opening band I noticed this big dude sort of walking around staring at girls inside the bar. Then I saw him put his hands on the waist of one of the servers who works there. Then he approached the female singer of the band that was performing and tried to strike up a conversation with her in mid-et. At this point I began to suspect that the dude was maybe not all there and seemed to be missing the many social cues being directed at him that his behavior was inappropriate. After failing to get anywhere with the singer he sidled up behind the band’s manager and grabbed her shoulders.
At this point the bartender signaled enough was enough and asked me to help get rid of the guy. So I approached him and told him I needed to talk to him outside. He didn’t want to go. I told him he was really going to have to go, leave for the evening, but he was welcome to come back the next day. He told me he had to say goodbye to some friends. I looked around and it was obvious he wasn’t there with anyone so I asked him who these friends were. He stammered and mumbled and finally made his way out of the bar.

Two minutes later he was trying to come in again. So I went outside, told him he wasn’t welcome to return for the remainder of the evening and he turned to leave again.

So I go back in the bar, thinking everything is cool, until I hear the bartender yelling my name and pointing outside … where this big dude is trying to wrestle the doorman to the ground after apparently AGAIN trying to get back into the bar!

So I run outside, pull the bug dude off and start yelling at him to go or I’m calling the cops. This whole time I’ve been trying to deal with him respectfully and, even after he’s attacked one of the staff, I’m still trying to solve the whole ordeal through words.

It’s at this point that the dude decides to land a roundhouse on the left side of my head.

Now when you get hit, especially in the head, a burst of stimulus floods through your brain but you essentially have two options; return fire and behave like a wounded animal (which is, to be fair, one’s basic instinct, and the route most folks follow) or you can decide to end the fight then and there with a minimum of damage to either party. I decided to take the second route. I leapt on the guy, somehow got behind him, pinned his arms behind his back and pushed him up against a truck. And set the truck’s car alarm off. So now anyone that hadn’t been watching the events unfold were certainly paying attention.

For the record, I pushed him up against the truck because I didn’t want anyone misinterpreting my pinning the guy’s arms behind his back as an invitation to throw any punches. In the heat of a fight people do things without thinking and I didn’t want anyone to regret anything that happened.

So, now with the help of the bouncer and the bar’s cook, I pull the guy off the truck and lay him down, on his back, on the ground. I pinned one arm, the bouncer got the other and the cook stood just in case either of us needed relief. A valet from across the street called the cops and we settled in and waited. And waited. And waited.

While we waited the guy started begging to be let go. Saying he couldn’t go to jail. Asking why we pinned him. And it slowly became evident that he didn’t realize he had hit me. He knew he hit someone but he didn’t realize it was me. And I began to realize that I was beginning to feel sorry for this guy. I mean, nothing excused his inappropriate behavior, or his punching me on the side of the head, but I was feeling sorry for him nonetheless. It was also becoming pretty obvious that the cops weren’t coming. So I told the guys to get off my assailant – which the did, cautiously – and I helped Mr. Inappropriate to his feet and told him to leave and not come back. He thanked me and, literally, ran as fast as he could in the other direction.

The remainder of the evening is pretty fuzzy, since many shots were consumed directly afterwards in an attempt to ease the adrenaline rush. I know I ended up going to The Continental to see Skid and Dave DJ, but I don’t think I was there for long. I really don’t remember. So if you saw me, I was probably a blithering idiot and I apologize. I do know I didn’t get into any more fights though!

The next morning, however? Oof! Apparently, when you get older and you do things like push people up against trucks, and bring them down to the ground and take hits upside the head, your body is les than pleased. I pulled muscles in my shoulder and chest, my knee, and elbow, and hands were scraped up … I was a mess. I ended up hobbling around like an old man all day long and kept saying, “I’m obviously too old for this shit.”

Because I am, you know.

So, to recap, fighting is not cool but if it has to happen try and make sure people get hurt as little as possible. After you hit 30, though, you should be advised that the mere act of fighting may be enough to put you in traction, even if you’re the undisputed victor. And finally, after a fight, don’t drink lots of bourbon, because all that’s going to do is disguise the fact that you should probably be icing your shoulder at home.

Nuttin'.

Yeah, so why is it when I'm out the night before I, more often than not, actually end up awake and mobile even earlier than usual. As a result I think I usually end up at work super-early as well. I'm going to guess that this is because, after going to a show the night before, I really lack the motivation to hit the gym the next morning. It's not that I'm hung over (since that rarely happens,) it's more a general blah-ness that overtakes me in the post-show AM.
Wow, that was painfully mundane, huh?

Oh hey, did I mention that are dogs can hypnotize people? Or are they zombies? You be the judge. Look.



Also, my friend Alison and her husband are superheroes with Wondertwin Power rings, as you can see.


This is genius. Every publicist and music writer should watch this. This is in fact how the industry works. (Okay, not really. Well, not completely.)


And finally, you should go see this tomorrow. (Click to enlarge for all the gory details.)


Okay, I go drive to worky now.

Oh yeah, thanks to this young lady for giving me permission to use her photo in yesterday's Teddybears piece. We here at Tankboy Industries appreciate her cooperation.

Now go dance, my little monkeys, DANCE!

And now ... Teddybears!

Okay, so there's this band Teddybears that's just been popping up everywhere over the last few weeks, particularly on the MP3 blogs. People keep posting the same track over and over (and I am going to as well, with a twist) and the buzz is predictably building. There's one thing that strikes me as really weird about the whole thing.

Teddybears isn't exactly a new band.

Not by any stretch of the imagination!

They're better known everywhere else in the world as Teddybears STHLM -- the STHLM is for their home of Stockholm -- and they've realeased quite a few albums over the last, oh, fifteen years. In fact their U.S.A. debut, Soft Machine, is filled with previously released songs. A few have been re-recorded to bulk up / update the sound and now feature vocals from instantly recognizable voices like Neneh Cherry, Iggy Pop and Annie. For the most part there isn't anything new so I'm not sure why people are only now going gonzo over the band.

Heck, their actual lead singer is the lead singer of The Caesars (though I can't figure out if it’s Teddybears or the Caesars that one would consider his side project,) so it's not exactly like his own vocals are exactly alien to the American ear!

Anyway, I've enjoyed the bands last two albums so I'm pleased to see them getting some exposure over here finally. I guess my only gripe is reading all the blogs that go on and on about them but get so much of the information about them so wrong.

To give you an idea of what I mean by the songs being re-worked (and how i'm not 100% sold it was actually always necessary) here is "Yours To Keep," the lead-off single (I presume, though it may be "Cobrastyle,") off Soft Machine. Compare it to the song's original incarnation on 2000's Rock'n'Roll Highschool.

Teddybears STHLM "Yours To Keep" (with Paolo)

Teddybears "Yours To Keep" (with Neneh Cherry)
See? The new version with Neneh Cherry is rather bulked up, and I dig it, but the original with Paolo just has this sort of wistful air that is so timeless I'm always in the mood to hear it.

Anyway, here's another track of the new album. It has a sort of dreamy beauty to it that plasters a big smile across my face that's tinged with just a hint of regret and sentimental melancholy. Only I have no idea why.

Teddybears "Little Stereo"
Yeah, I think that's just the sort of tone I want to leave on today. What a lovely little couple songs. I hope you enjoy them too.

As a whole the album is a piece of quirky, slightly left-of-center electronic pop. It actually sort of reminds me of that Len album from a few years back, and I mean that in a good way. On first listen the songs don't really seem built to last, but when you take into consideration that most of the material is a few years old, and how fresh it still sounds, you realize we are either dealing with a band that was ahead of its time, or we're dealing with a band that nows how to write a pop song that is of every moment.

The disc isn't a masterpiece, to be sure, but it is another example of the Swedes showing the rest of the world how to write smart pop songs that go right for the pleasure center without resorting to cheap tricks to get there.

Even though I still don't feel about writing about this, I will.

Yesterday was the second anniversary of my dad's death. It was made all the weirder by the fact that my mom was in the hospital most of the day for tests. She has this infection -- primarily in her joints -- and they can't quite figure out what's causing it. It wasn't really a good day for her to be surrounded by doctors and nurses and such. Needless to say, the more I thought about it, the more it freaked me out.

You know what, I actually really don't feel like writing about this, so I'm not going to.

My mom will be fine, the timing of this was just too eerie though.

Sometimes unintentional humor leads into unintentional ranting. Sorry.

The Economist is great at throwing sly little jokes into their articles from time to time. Their sense of humor (or is that humour?) as actually most obvious on most of their covers. For instance, see the recent Kim Jong Il "Rocketman" cover for a prime example of this. Every once in a while they do something that is unintentionally funny and underscores why I love The Economist for its political and world event coverage, but ten to take its cultural critiques with a grain of salt. A prime example of this is within this week's issue as they try to define the term "emo."

According to The Economist "emo kids" are "young people afflicted with melancholia"

Erm, so that makes everyone between the ages of 13 and 19 emo? Perhaps their understanding of the term is a tad to, shall we say, broad? Oh well, even our most trusted news sources reveal their faults from time to time, right?

Anyway.

Speaking of unintentional encounters, why did no one warn me away from The Exorcism Of Emily Rose? Why did no one tell me it wasn't a horror movie at all? Instead it's a thinly (incredibly thinly) veiled recruitment / propoganda piece for the Catholic church, in particular, and Western Christian religion, in general!

I find it incredibly interesting that when the movie reviewers discussed the movie during its original release they mentioned the fact that the long court room scenes held the movie back from building up any real spooky tension. I was okay with that, though, since even a few moments of pure creepiness are usually enough to keep me haappy. However what every review I read neglected to mention was that those courtroom scenes were basically recruitment pamphlets for a certain religion. And just in case the court scenes didn't maake that clear, the typed epilouge certainly helped hammer the (nine inch?) nails home.

Now, I don't mind the Catholic church supporting films, it is a free country built upon freedom of religion, right? What I do have a problem with is when their recruiting tactics are buried in popular entertainment in the form of a "if you don't follow our way you're going to be possessed or go to hell" sort of way. It's a little too Rovian a tactic for my taste.

Which brings me to comething else that popped up recently, and should also settle any complaint that I'm just attacking this flick out of a reactionary bias. I've grown up Catholic. Photogal and I have discussed bringing up our kids (whenever / if ever they come along) Catholic and whether or not we could become active members in a church ever again. Until my teenage years I swallowed the Catholic ideology hook, line, and sinker. To be honest, I still consider myself, at base, a Christian, and, in partular, a "lapsed Catholic" who still believes in The Golden Rule, but doubts much of the rest of the whole "organized religion" thing. But as far as modern Christain belief systems go, I think Catholicism, despite its flaws, is still probably the best.

But that doesn't mean that I think it's the only way. And I certainly don't agree with any sort of propoganda that tries to scare anyone into accepting one religion over another. So that's why I find The Exorcism Of Emily Rose to be particularly execreble, but have no problem with the Narnia flick. Both are based in Christian belief systems, but one just uses its structure to entertain, whilst the other employs the Hollywood system to baldly recruit through fear.

And don't even get me started on Mel Gibson's previously suspect, but now transparent, attack on Judaism in his own little film couched in outrage and fear.

Jeez, how did I get to this point? Honestly, I started off just wanting to share that little piece of humor with you from The Economist, and now I've drifted into an attack on religious propoganda. WTF? I'm not even sure if all that meandering above had a central point, aside from my apparently violent reaction to a certain style of marketing (religious or otherwise.)

Hmm, we need to end on a lighter note, so enjoy these Lollapalooza pictures I took for Chicagoist. They represent my favorite three shots of crowd reactions as viewed from the photo pit. The top picture was during The Raconteurs' set and the guy to the far right just has the most priceless expression. The bottom two perform a sort of action shot thing as the girl on the far right was jumping up and down and just absolutely losing her shit while watching The Shins. I have cooler looking crowd shots, but these three capture the unabashed excitement of true fans before an altar built on the ecstacy of the pure enjoyment of rock and/or roll.




To me those are terrific examples of a true religious experience.

Hrm, right.

I'm still pretty "written-out" after two weeks of monster Pitchfork and Lolla coverage (you did read my Chicagoist piece on Lolla, didn't you?). However you may have missed my thoughts on the new OKGo video over at donewaiting.com (yes, I still write there as well), so if you're looking for something a little new from me that's music related, well, there you go.

In other news, I'm taking the evening off from DJing at The Pontiac, in order to get some much needed rest and watch last night's ep of Life On Mars as well as the rest of Battlestar Galactica Season 2.0. Luckily for you the extremely able team of DJ Safecracka and Skid Marks will be covering for me. The heat wave has broken, so The Pontiac should be an especially nice place to visit tonight; stop on by and say hi to the boys for me.

Lollapalollapalolla...

It has been a LONG weekend. Lollapalooza knocked the stuffing out of me. On the bright side I got a massive workout running from one end of Grant Park to the other over and over again, so I don't feel bad about not making it to the gym this weekend.

My official thoughts on Lolla should be live on Chicagoist later today. (It is now up right here.) I will say this though; the organizers did another stelar job this year as far as logistics and vibe went. Other than briefly fearing for my life in the Red Hot Chili Peppers photo pit, as kids kept getting dragged out of the crowd and thrown over my head (though I would like to note that all the security guys were doing this as gently as possible and trying to make sure no one got hurt), the weekend was a wonderful experience. The crowd was totally into pretty much every band that played.

See?


Well, except for that kid in the mohawk. He or she is totally staring at me.

Promotion, parties, and popsters.

Go here and read this. Paul sums up the whole club / party / band promotion-thing perfectly. I also think its terrific that someone promoting a successful night in Chicago actually took the time to anwer this kid's question without getting snooty about it.

It got me to thinking about my own history of promotion. I reckon I'm best known for my work with bands, though lately the DJing seems to be taking up most of my free "music-related activity" time.

Sometimes artists want crazy thing in a tour rider. One time I had to go to four different stores to get everything on Slymenstra Hymen's rider. Other times, like with Electric Wizard, all they want is free booze. I just read an article on riders for the Orange Couty Fair and Gnarls Barkley gets my vote for most sensible rider.

• 1 bucket of fried chicken (20 pieces)
  
• 1 bag of Snickers Miniatures
  
• 1 dozen Dunkin or Krispy Kreme doughnuts
  
• 1 pack of Magnum condoms
  
• 1 pack of Swisher Sweets Blunt cigars

I mean, that makes total sense. I just hope the condoms and the chicken aren't used simultaneously. Ew.

Seriously though. So then it got me to thinking: How did I get involved with this whole promotion thing in the first place? I still don't know. I guess I sort of fell into it. I mean, the parties I threw in college were pretty legendary, and I've always been the guy that needed to control to music so DJing and band promotion came naturally. What are those two things if not an attempt to control just which station the "radio" is set on at any given soiree, eh?

So yeah, there's that. What else? Oh yeah, Lollapalooza is here! I'll be attending today and Sunday's shows (I'm missing Saturday due to plans that were set in stone before I was granted a press pass) and you can catch my thoughts on the whole shebang within my preview for Chicagoist. So get on over there and lay your peepers on my words.

I guess I'll leave you with this piece of good news. Although Christina Aguilera is all cleaned up visually (for the most part) she wants you to know she's still a minx in heat at heart. Her new double album splits its time between a disc on "contemporary pop" and a disc of "faux-oldies." My personal favorite song off the first disc is "Still Dirrty" which manages to be far sexier than the song it's a sequal to. On the second disc, you might think she's going to tone down the content to match the '20s flapper vibe, but then you'd be forgetting just what a bunch of sexpots those showgirls were. Aguilera confirms this with the Vaudeville-bound "Nasty Naughty Boy." I actually prefer "Candyman" off the second disc as far as which the strongest tune is, but I'm going to share the former with you to compare/contrast the content of it against my favorite cut off the first disc.

So, here they are:

Christina Aguilera "Still Dirrty"
Christina Aguilera "Nasty Naughty Boy"

The album as a whole is as uneven as one would expect. A tad too much treacle for my tastes, but when Xtina starts to belt out the more engaging tunes it's impossible to resist. Who would have thought that she would end up being the laast Mousketeer left standing at this point?

*Oh, about the non-Xtina snaps, no, I have no idea why I have Ryan Starr on the brain this week. I have a feeling there's something subliminaly at work. Is she in the news or something?

Hey, guess what?!

I'm DJing again tonight!


I have a super-secret surprise guest accompanying me on the decks/pods, so make sure you don't miss it! Especially if you have the next day off because of Lollapooza; then you have no excuse for not showing up.
It's been a while since I spun at Liar's Club, and I always have a blast there, so please do stop on by.

And now, for no particular reason, my second-favorite contestant from season one of American Idol:


Okay, I don't want to seem one-sided so here's one for the ladies too, particularly Photogal:



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Morally ambiguous.

I finally saw V For Vendetta last night, and while there were some major changes to the story line (and I'm not so sure what I thought of the "tougher" Evey¹), I'm kicking myself for not having seen the film in the theaters. I'm also amazed, given today's cultural climate, that a movie basically casting a terrorist as its hero wasn't met with widespread gasps of horror. I'd like to say its popularity was due to the public's sophisticated tastes fostering a viewpoint capable of traversing a landscape of questionable morals, thus allowing for a movie with such a provocative viewpoint to gain a wide audience while inspiring intelligent debate. However I suspect that what actually happened is that, since V is ostensibly a white, British male and Evey is a white, cute, Brtitish female, that it never occurred to the majority of viewers that either charachter's actions could actually make them "terrorists."

I'm just taking dig at the general movie-going public here, not the movie itself. All told, the film ended up being inferior to its source material, and I can understand why Alan Moore had his name removed from the finsihed product, but as far as Hollywood blockbusters go, this may have been the most subversive movie to find such wide public acceptance / acclaim / profitability in a really long time. Divorced from the original graphic novel and judged on its own merits, this movie gets a solid thumbs-up / 9.2 / A- from this reviewer. Highly reccomended.

¹By that I meamn the "pre-incarceration" Evey. In the original book her transformation is all the more stunning because ofthe contrast between the woman she becomes with the (slightly oblivious) girl she was.

Last PFest pic, I promise.

Can you spot the Tankboy in the image below? Hint: I'm the tallest guy in the pre-Spoon photopit.


Image via Chicagoist Flickr Stream

Tankboy's "off-the-record" thoughts on that whole PFork Fest thing.

So, as promised, here are some more personal musings on the whole Pitchfork Music Festival goings-on this year. If you want to know what I thought of the bands and the fest in general you can find that over at Chicagoist.

First off, the vibe was definitely different than last year's "wow, this is all brand new and (even dorkier) 'it's really happening!'." There was an idealism and excitement that was missing from this year’s edition. I suppose it is partially because it is no longer new (even though the original Lolla did keep that sense of wonder going for at least the first three years) and, due to our accelerated times, is already slipping into the role of "the establishment."

This was even more apparent in the treatment the press received, which was odd since Pitchfork is itself a media site. Last year, we were given free reign to go pretty much anywhere, photograph anything and talk to anyone. This year we were locked out of the backstage area and were only allowed front-stage for the first three songs before being shuffled off into the crowd.

Now the three song thing I totally got, since I wouldn't really want a horde of photographers and writers blocking my view if I was a fan that had staked out a spot front and center just behind the barricade. However there was a cordoned off area to the side of the stage, that could have housed all of the press, that seemed to be off-limits to everyone until Sunday when I was told it was there to meet the requirements for handicapped accessibility. This would have made total sense if we hadn’t seen a girl in a wheelchair kicked out of the same area the day before!

Now I'm going to lay the brunt of the blame for these gripes on the security staff (especially the overly strict dude we dubbed "Cowboy Hard-ass" that seemed to be running all stage security on day one. He was the dude kicking out the girl in the wheelchair.) Even so perhaps Pitchfork wasn't clear enough on stage rules and they were left open to interpretation. I know from years of doing show you NEVER allow hired security to interpret ANYTHING. This rule is different in clubs when you have a permanent staff, but for a festival or a setting using freelance hired hands, you leave NOTHINTG to their purview.

The "no press backstage" policy was only annoying in that it kept me from really interviewing any of the bands. There was a press tent, but it only consisted of three tables and a few chairs ... and I think I saw two interviews conducted there all day. The one big plus was that they gave the press free water, which was greatly appreciated. Next year, maybe they'll revise it ... or maybe the press friendliness was actually on the part of the folks who split off to continue Intonation (since heard the press treatment was much better there, even if (in my opinion) the festival was lacking artist-wise in comparison to Pitchfork.) So take note Pitchfork-types, next year lets give the press a little more leeway; don't forget your roots!

Ultimately, most of the bands fell a little flat for me, but that's to be expected in any festival setting. I still had a great time watching so many people lapse into ecstasy during main-stage sets by The Futureheads, Art Brut, Ted Leo, Mission Of Burma, and Spoon. And the vibe in the Biz 3 tent threatened to spark with the hot summer sun and set the whole festival ablaze ... seriously, that tent was B-A-N-A-N-A-S! It was awesome.

On a wholly personal level I really enjoyed running into old friends, meeting a few new ones who read my ramblings on a regular basis as well as a few publicists, like Karen, I actually enjoy corresponding with. On an artistic level I think Pitchfork set the bar for themselves after the first go-'round that the second was destined to pale in comparison. However, as far as a terrific way to spend two days – even taking into account the oppressive heat – I can’t recommend the experience highly enough.

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...and now the usual Tuesday thing...

How about a bit of cut 'n paste from the usual weekly email ... I'm a bit "written-out" right now after al the above blathering.


TONIGHT!

DJ Tankboy matches wits with DJ JB.

Just when you thought it couldn’t get
any hotter, we just turned up the heat!

Old school rock and/or roll attitude
mixed with only the finest selections
from yesterday, today and tomorrow.

TONIGHT , Tuesday August 1, 2006
Stunning musical selections from 9pm until 2am

$3 Budweiser bottles
$3 SHOTS OF MAKER'S MARK!!!!!!!

New and Unreleased Stuff From:

Snowden – Anti-anti
Rye Coalition – Curses
Lily Allen - Alright Still
Teddybears – Soft Machine
The Oohlas - Best Stop Pop
The Dears - Gang Of Losers
Aphex Twin – Chosen Lords
Wires On Fire – Wires On Fire
Ad Astra Per Aspera – Catapult Calypso
Oxford Collapse – Remember The Night Parties
Thunderbirds Are Now! – Make History
Primal Scream - Riot City Blues
The Like Young – Last Secrets
Cursive – Happy Hollow

It’s Buster Poindexter hot hot HOT!

Every Tuesday.
Only at The Pontiac.

Also, don’t forget I'll be at Liar's Club with a special guest DJ this Thursday! I know a lot of you don’t work the next day due to Lollapalooza, so if you fall into that category you have no excuse for not showing up. Hell, come to think of it, NONE of you has an excuse for not showing up!

Help me make the night a blow-out to end all (well, almost all (well, most (?))) blow-outs!

Ready Art Brut? Good Weekend!

I seriously do not even know where to begin.

Seriously.

It was a terrific weekend. I’m going to note some more personal thoughts about the whole Pitchfork Music Festival here tomorrow. However, look for my official Day One recap to go live over at Chicagoist late this afternoon here.

Oh yeah, I did want to give a quick shout out to the Panic! boys, Arturo and Pogo, for throwing a damn fine party last Friday. It warms this old codger’s heart to see the kids dancing to the rock and/or roll. I still maintain the belief that the playlist could be a tad deeper, but when I see that many people just having fun, my criticism –- in this instance -- seems a little pointless.

Remind me to try and set up a party with them sometime!

One more thing ... guess who now has a MySpace page?

Betty the Beagle!

Go ahead and add her ... you know you wanna...

SIDE-NOTE: The accompanying photograph obviously has nothing to do with this post's content. It was orginally meant to accompany something I wrote about American Apparel and my thoughts and views on that particular company, including a few sentences about its owner. But I decided I didn't really want to print it since a) most of my viewpoints were pretty obvious and b) I am reasonably certain no one really cares about my viewpoints on this particular subject anyway. So now you'll never know exactly where I stand on this issue. I do like the photo though. And not for reasons you might think. But, again, that was all in the piece I decided not to print.

A disturbing thought.

If Union Park pulled a "Bermuda Triangle" this weekend, causing all festival attendees to diisappear, would the blogosphere cease to exist?

I'm thinking yes.

Set-list.

What a frickin' weekend I have ahead of me! Usually whenever Photogal leaves town I bitch and moan about the fact that nothing seems to be going on, but this weekend -- while she's out of town at a motorcycle rally/swap-meet -- there is almost too much going on!

Obviously there's the Pitchfork Music Festival (and my preview of Day One is here and Day Two is here.) Since I'm covering it that's going to keep me both Saturday and Sunday from 11am until 10pm or so. I'm really looking forward to the line-up but have a feeling I'll be a great deal more sober this year than last. Why? Because it's going to be frickin' HOT both days. I'm fair skinned so I have to be careful when I'm exposed to extreme heat for too long so I'll be sure to be constantly downing water in an effort to keep my body running at functional level. The downside is that booze will probably have to take a back seat until after sundown.

On the bright side that means I'll have no problem attending the aftershow parties, at least.

Tonight there are a whole bunch of options to consider as well. I was trying to get into the Ponys/Art Brut show at The Bottle, but my publicity contact for that seems to have gone awol and I don't want to show up only to find out that it's sold out.

However, Panic! is taking place at Darkroom tonight, and the early part of the evening will be devoted to the whole Madchester scene. There's no cover, and their previous set-lists seem pretty cool (even if they are a tad obvious) so that might be a really nice way to kick off the evening. Then there's Live Band Karaoke at The Pontiac, and since I rarely make it out to that anymore it should be a nice place to stop off for a drink or two. Finally, Rudy is spinning at Cobra. While I'm still not entirely sold on Cobra's vibe, since it seems a bit sporadic, the staff on Friday's is cool...and it's been a while since I've heard Rudy spin so I reckon I can't go wrong there. (Just found out Rudy has been ousted in favor of a guest DJ...that sucks.)

Late night? Maybe The Continental? Maybe home since I have to be up and reasonably alert relatively early Saturday morning? Maybe something completely different?

I, of course, lay all that out...but my plans have a tendency to change at the last minute if I'm left to my own devices. However, if you're coming in from out of town and are looking for something to, shoot me an email at tankboy (at) gmail (dot) com and I'll nail down at least part of the evening if you want to meet up.

Anywho, I guess that's that for today. I just want everyone to remember to stay safe, stay hydrated, and be nice to each other this weekend...and I hope you all have a blast; whatever you end up doing.

Oh yeah, one last thing. I was supposed to have a guest DJ from NYC with me at Liar's Club next Thursday but this person seems to have dropped off the face of the Earth and hasn't responded to confirm the date. So if any other band/industry-types are in town next week and are looking for somewhere to have a party with some friends and spin a few records/CDs/mp3s, send me an email. Okay, the NYC DJ may still be on...

Oh, heh. Almost forgot about this. An empeethree to kick off your weekend. When I hear this cover I can't figure out whether I'm supposed to laugh or cry.

Puffy AmiYumi "Basket Case"
The second photo is from the Panic! website...dunno to whom cred is due for that one. Sorry!

Problem solved!

Well, we all know just how nuts -- and by nuts I mean actually annoyed and not "hot and bothered" -- it makes me when low-rise jeans clash with high-rise thongs? Well, I would like to thank this young lady for finding the solution to that vexing social trend.


Image via Matt

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Roll call!

Okay, so who's doing the Pitchfork Music Festival thing this weekend? I previewed most of day one's acts here. Day two's briefing is now up here. Also, for any out-of-towners, Chicagoist has an updated version of our Act Like You've Been Here: A Chicagoist Guide To Chicago. You can download your very own copy here. I supplied the music venue descriptions as well as the Wicker Park and Logan Square neighborhood write-ups. Take a gander and enjoy Chicago without looking like a tourist!

So are you going to the festival? Are you going to buy me a beer? Yes...yes you are, so look for me!

ADDENDUM: Chicagomonkey had a good point in the comments, so let me make it easier for folks to find me. You've seen photos of me so you know I'll be the tall blonde wavy-haired dude...and it'll be pretty easy to locate me since I'll probably be one of those media-types standing in-between the barricade and the stage during the bands' sets. Usually I would say look for the tall drunk wavy-haired dude, but considering Saturday and Sunday's projected heat-index, I suspect I'll be drinking far more water than beer.

Stay cool,. stay safe and, if you get a chance, say hi!

Big Box Bang Baby.

I really hope the "big box" ordinance passes in Chicago...they can afford to pay their employees well. I really do not think it's going to hinder further development...I mean they're hungry to move into urban areas because they've run out of market space in the 'burbs. Also, I used to work in an industry directly affected by their influence on international pricing and buying, and I can assure you they're find some way to ease the sting of actually having to pay their employees a livable wage.

What really burns me up, though, is how the opponents to this are framing the issue. I heard one person on the radio trying to imply that this ordinance was union driven and wages would be the same as they are now once the unions extracted their dues. However, UNIONS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS! So basically her argument was an attempt to cloud the issue.

This wouldn't drive me so nuts if it weren't for the fact that a vast majority of the populace don't do their home work and actually believe any crazy conspiracy theory that catches their fancy.

JAY-SUS!

Okay, I need to chill. Here's a super rare Flaming Lips nugget to a) cool me down and b) chill you out. Oh wait, they're the one band I CAN'T see at Lollapalooza next week...now I'm getting ANGRY AGAIN!

The Flaming Lips "Enthusiasm For Life Defeats Existential Fear..."
UPDATE: It passed!

Life On Mars, and other dreamy situations.

I watched, and thoroughly enjoyed, the American premier of Life On Mars last night. Aside from starring "Jip" -- which in my book is always a plus since I particularly enjoy John Simm's acting -- it benefits from being based on a strong story conceit. Never mind that the basic premise could have been lifted directly from Abre Los Ojos (or, even more specifically, from Frederic Brown's What Mad Universe), the execution kept the plot speeding along with me firmly clutched within its grasp.

Plus I am a sucker for anything even tangentially connected to Bowie, so there's that.

So what am I going to do tonight? Oh, I have an idea! Maybe I'll DJ at The Pontiac! And maybe I'll invite my good friend Mark Ruggiero -- a.k.a. singer/hack guitarist for local faves Farewell Captain -- to DJ with me! And, hbow about I spice things up even more and invite the brains behind DoneWaiting to stop by and grace the proceedings with his presence! Yes, folks, it's true; Rob Duffy is in town! Had I thought ahead I would have tried to get him to spin too, but that would entail pouring a gallon of bourbon down his gullet and I don't think his lovely girlfriend would appreciate us doing that.

I'll be spinning a bunch of new stuff (as usual) so prick up your ears and snag ahold of these trends before the kids stomp 'em into the ground. One disc I'll be playing something off of is the forthcoming sophomore effort from Juliana Hatfield's side project Some Girls. Overall the disc is pretty drab, filled with unassuming folksy rock-type stuff. If you['re a fan of Hatfield you'll like the disc, although I'm a bit let down since I've grown especially fond of the snarling guitar mangler she's been over her last few solo efforts. Oh well.

One track that does sort of stand out on the disc is "He's On Drugs Again." I'm not even going to try and surmise who/what the tune is about but I will say this ... it's the best song Veruca Salt hasn't written in the last ten years.* Download it, listen, and see if you don't just agree with me.

Some Girls "He's On Drugs Again"
*UPDATE: Heh. Figures that the one song I pick out as the best is a cover. Download the original here.