Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Economic realities and the myth of the quick fix.

Economic realities and the myth of the quick fix.

I'm sick of hearing everyone scream about the subprime lending problem, and how interest rates should be dropped to bail everyone out, and how all these people stand to lose their homes and yadda yadda yadda. This week's Economist finally nicely mirrors my take on the situation, only in a soberly smarter fashion than I have been able to.

But it is also easy to descend into caricature, portraying borrowers as victims of villainous banks, brokers, rating agencies and hedge funds. By one estimate, half of all subprime borrowers lied about their income. Many chose to ignore the risk that house prices might fall. Heaping all the blame on Wall Street and its clients ignores the role of broader forces. Ultra-low interest rates and Asia's savings glut provided much of the liquidity that inflated the bubble.
People took risks in hopes of increasing their savings and maybe making a profit. But a risk is not a savings account. It's a risk because you stand to lose just as much as you stand to gain.

Allow the market to readjust itself, and stop looking for a bogeyman to blame the situation on, and a quick band-aid to fix everything, .

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Honestly, fact checking isn't usually this exciting.

Honestly, fact checking isn't usually this exciting.

Really, only that long ago?

Really, only that long ago?

It's a little chillier outside, but other than that the day is eerily similar to that other Tuesday a few years ago. I re-watched Three Kings last night and was stunned by its prescience.

And then I thought of the sense of community this country briefly shared, and was sickened by the thought that only absolute horror will bring out the best in people. Fear, on the other hand, keeps people united, but with no direction. And the parties in power know that and continue to foster a continued state of fear in order to force a false communal response. Instead of inspiring people to help each other, the events of the past few years have only served to bond people together, clutching tightly at each other's shirtsleeves, gnashing their teeth, fearful of moving forward or backwards, fearful of any administrative change, fearful of DOING anything.

And I remember feverishly riding my bike to Photogal's six years ago, ducking and weaving, and scanning the sky above me, unsure of what could happen, and feeling a different fear. The fear of instant annihilation, but also the fear that if something didn't change, if WE didn't change, things were going to get a lot worse.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Blur edges ever closer to that whole full-blown "reunion" thing.

Blur edges ever closer to that whole full-blown "reunion" thing.

Now Alex James is adding fuel to the hopes of lots of dorks, just like me, all over the world.

No sleep.

No sleep.

Betty the Beagle is having some serious stomach issues (let's just say she has to go outside about every 15-30 minutes, and I've done two large clean-up jobs around the house ... ick) so I'm working on almost zero sleep.

It should be an exceptionally lovely Monday at the office. Days like this I wish I could work from home, but I've got too much going on to do that.

Sunday, September 09, 2007

The kids are alright, but the adults are way behind.

The kids are alright, but the adults are way behind.

What's worse than a story that a month too late? A story that's a month too late but tries to earn hipster points by name checking non-celebrity Jackson Pollis.

What the fuck is a photo essay of Lollapalooza, written by a clueless art director, doing in this Sunday's Chicago Tribune Magazine?

Dear Trib, if you want to pay people to write outdated crap, feel free. However, if you don't want to continue to act and be viewed as a dinosaur, my freelance rates are quite reasonable.

Saturday, September 08, 2007

I'm an adult now.

I'm an adult now.

Photogal is out of town, I was out with the Boyz in the Band (and their lovely ladies), went dancing and ended up at The Continental, and through it all I managed to not get into a single altercation or unpleasant situation. All the sign for Whiskey-soaked Tankboy pointed to "yes," but I somehow managed to behave myself all evening.

It's a miracle!

Also, the response to Chicagoist's coverage of the Cheetah Gym roller coaster has been rather surprising / overwhelming. Who knew a gym would have that kind of reach over folks?

Friday, September 07, 2007

Cheetah Gym will reopen!

Cheetah Gym will reopen!

I just got this confirmation from one of the employees:

Cheetah will be reopening. The Bucktown and Andersonville locations will be open on Sunday September 9th, Edgewater hopes to follow in a couple of weeks. David Wilshire will no longer be operating Cheetah, employees will be paid, and members are encouraged to come back with the realization that Cheetah is a good facility with a good staff ...
This is VERY good news for me, although I'm feeling for all the folks who bolted to other gyms and are now locked into membership contracts elsewhere.

Broooooce and the thirty second pre-evaluative review.

Broooooce and the thirty second pre-evaluative review.

So, the new Bruce Springsteen plus E Street band disc, Magic, what is that all about? Here's what it's about. Bruce got tired of The Hold Steady grabbing all of his accolades so he decided it was time to rock the fuck out again. Granted, it's not genius, but it is - seriously - the best thing he's recorded in a decade or two. There's a swing in his step and a swaggering gait that hasn't been around Springsteen/s music in years. It's not gonna convert any haters, but it's a welcome return to form.

MP3: Bruce Springsteen "Radio Nowhere"

At the Office.

At the Office.

I like Office.

I've known Scott a number of years and remember booking some of the band's early shows. I always thought he showed promise, so I'm especially pleased to see them getting so much attention now. It's certainly well-deserved.

Their "debut" (even though it's acually, what, their 4th album?) drops September 25, and I highly recommend it. It sort of functions as a re-recorded "best-of" of the band's catalog, plus a few new, terrific, tracks.

Like this one.

MP3: Office "The Ritz"

Photo by Clayton Hauck

Thursday, September 06, 2007

THIS would be the jam of the summer ... if summer weren't already ending.

THIS would be the jam of the summer ... if summer weren't already ending.

I don't know why, well actually I guess I do since I'm about to write the nest phrase, but this song really reminds me of Ten56. Like "play that tune off that Killers disc that isn't out yet / fucking play *stellastar NOW bitch" Ten56.*

I will play this tonight, and even if the bar is empty, the dance floor in my head will be filled with people bouncing in unions to the chorus.

MP3: VHS Or Beta "Can't Believe A Single Word"

*Man, not to get all sentimental on you or anything, but that WAS a really good time. And the funny thing is that I don't think I really recognized it at the time. It's sort of become a touchstone for how a whole group of disparate folks came together, some forged lasting friendships / relationships, and all had a really good time. I feel like we're heading that way with Liar's Club right now, but we'll never quite get that original feeling back. Nor would we want to, since that's sort of too backward looking for my taste. But it's not a bad thing to strive for the general vibe that permeated the old school Ten56.

Hmm, it just occurred to me that this footnote is longer than the post it's addending.

A woefully misguided attempt for media attention.

A woefully misguided attempt for media attention.

This is an excellent example of emailing blind in hopes of a write up:
Hi Jim,

NFL, college sports, baseball playoffs… Bordo's Eatery and Sauce in Lincoln Park could not have picked a better time to reopen. Redesigned as an upscale sport's bar, Bordo's is also the new home for Illini fans-bussing fans to games in Champaign and packing a pregame food and drink fest.

The 18 hi-def plasma TV sports bar has $.25 wings and beer bucket specials for Monday night football along with daily drink and food specials. With live DJs on the weekends an upscale menu for dinner, Bordo's is the new sport bar in town!

Would you be interested in learning more?
Corey
That solicitation is almost a verbatim checklist of everything I would HATE in a bar. Ick.

However, Corey, if your invitation to "learn more" involves free beer buckets and wings, I'm most certainly willing to give the place a shot as long as that fee stuff is doled out to my brothers as well. I'll need someone to hold me down when I start frothing at the mouth.

Kuh-RAZY!

Kuh-RAZY!

Just thought of this, as I was re-watching After Hours last night. And what I thought of is this: the character Rosanna Arquette plays, the one who keeps experiencing major mood shifts and whose life is filled with drama and odd auxiliary characters that threaten to drag you under in situations that are, in their estimation, matters of life and death but are, in fact, just examples of situational misinterpretations and a gross sense of self-importance? You know, that character?

I've dated her. More than once.

So that's "crazy" in the not-so good way. We all kind of like that, it's true, but it can be harrowing. But there's also "crazy" in that "man, this is AWESOME!" way. And that's what tonight at Liar's Club threatens to be like. For the first time in, oh, I don't even know how long, the original Bomb Squad will all be in the booth at the same time! You'll be amazed at just how much you missed our chemistry together. Or, as JB said, "Imagine lots of misty, running through the rain sequences, and then set it to Turbonegro and Kanye. It's going to be kind of like that. Won't you come see?"


The month of September will be a very special one as far as Bomb Squad Thursdays go. We're "taking it back to our roots" and just using the original Squadders and guests. We'll also be doing only two DJs a night every week but this one, when the original mavens of mayhem get to bounce off one another (and the members of Kiss) once again!

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

The weirdest thing about Cheetah Gym closing so suddenly ...

The weirdest thing about Cheetah Gym closing so suddenly ...

I kind of feel like I got dumped by a girlfriend, but it's one of those situations where you had no idea there were any problems in the first place! It's odd how a gym can become such an integral part of your daily routine. I just checked out another one in the area, and it really wasn't doing it for me.

I'm actually kind of hoping someone swoops in, buys Cheetah, and everything can go back to normal next week. But, of course, that's how one would feel when suddenly dumped, huh?

Egad, who would have though I would become so attached to a gym?

What's the deal with Cheetah Gym?

What's the deal with Cheetah Gym?

So I walk up to the doors of the Cheetah Gym Bucktown/Wicker Park location and there's a sign on the door saying it's closed "per David Wilshire" (the owner), and gives an AOL address to contact with questions. Which I think is weird, since his email has always been a Cheetah Gym one. So I go home, email him and call the other locations to see if any of them know what's up, only no one answers any of the phones. So I check the website to see what's up, only to find it's down.

So, what the hell is going on? Anyone out there know? I was just there yesterday and everything seemed fine, and I know Wilshire is in the process of building a Logan Square location and (most importantly) I already paid my dues for this month so they had better not be suddenly closing down!

Plus, I don't want to have to go through the hassle of finding another gym I like ... grrrr ...

UPDATE 1: Via our network of faithful Chicagoist readers, it has been confirmed all of the branches are closed today. It seems something is definitely up, and it does not seem good.

UPDATE 2: Oh fuck. Guess I have to find a new gym.

I love them even if they do hate on the "older boyfriend."*

I love them even if they do hate on the "older boyfriend."*

How can you not love a podcast that gives this answer to the question, "How else are you going to learn about sex?"


It's just that sort of sass, followed by reasonably sage (and more importantly, realistic) advice, that makes Midwest Teen Sex Show the first video podcast I've ever subscribed to. I wish Sex Ed had been like this in high school. Instead we just got nervous speeches from football coaches and that one film, shown in thousands of high schools across the nation, depicting the "miracle" of birth so graphically it swept sexual thoughts from even the most sex-crazed maniac (i.e. every adolescent within a three-mile radius).

*I'm all for the older boyfriend!** Even if, in my particular situation, I'm the young 'un of the pair.
**O.K., maybe not "icky" older, like 37-year-olds dating 19-year-olds.***
***O.K., I take it all back. Why? BEST EPISODE EVER!

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Daft Punk is playing my head, MY head ... and they're not leaving.

Daft Punk is playing my head, MY head ... and they're not leaving.


Usually when I see a show that really blows me away, the initial impact is stunning, and then fades to a fond moment or two in my head. Certain things can spark the visceral re-enactment of a single moment, such as the tear that ran down my cheek at a Flaming Lips show, seemingly spurred by the mixture of sirens, lights, and vocal tone during "Lightning Strikes The Postman." Or the time I almost broke down in a friend's kitchen in college listening to "Under Pressure," a song I'd hear a million time before, but from that moment never heard the same again.

There were no tears involved when I watched Daft Punk a few weeks ago, but I did walk away from that show with an entirely new inner relationship with the band. No drugs were involved, and to be truthful, the full impact of their show was lost on me until I ventured out and submerged myself in the middle of the crowd in order to convey an honest account, sans the usual disconnect suffered between most critics and the audience they write for, of the performance of two robots atop a pyramid. And that simplicity does in fact capture the heart of the show, but it does no justice* to the full scope of the physical presence of the volume, and the stunning glory of the images interlocking and propelling that volume across a field packed with rapturous voices and bodies joined and worhipping in union with the almighty beat.


And I'm kind of exaggerating, and kind of not. At the time, that's not precisely what happened -- for instance I know for a fact not everyone walked of that field impressed -- but as far as my internal monologue is concerned, the show has expanded over the past few weeks. When I see video of the performance, something in my chest tightens and I feel nostalgia for a time far further gone than a single month, and I realize that Daft Punk did do something incredibly special with their performance. And I still can't put my finger on it. And it still doesn't make sense, especially since, for all we know, those two guys sat atop that pyramid and did nothing more than hit "play" on a CD player.

But all attempts to make empirical sense of an event that touches are doomed to fail, and why would one want to strip away all of the mysticism surrounding such an event in the fist place? Personally, I know I've grown used to watching the music, and performance, and dissecting everything involved with it in an attempt to make sense of the experience for people that weren't there, or haven't heard what I've heard, yet. Every once in a while it's a relief to encounter something that can take those filters, decimate them, and allow something unadulterated, possibly mythical, past the gates.

*Alternate definition of "justice" is "a band whom, more apparent now than ever, owes their entire career to Daft Punk." See, I just can't help myself.

Top photo by Calbee Booth for Time Out Chicago
Bottom photo of the band in Düsseldorf by AndiH

Monday, September 03, 2007

Labor day indeed.

Labor day indeed.

Wotta weekend, kept very busy indeed. As promised. Thanks to all who helped kick things off in style at Hideout Saturday night, and thanks to my extended family -- in all directions -- for making the holiday weekend from that point until now (just minutes before midnight) a weekend well spent.

Plus, tore through another book, just about. I need more four-day weekends like this.

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Damnit! I missed spoil your dog day!

Damnit!* I missed spoil your dog day!

The funny things you learn when trolling through your own archives.

Wow, I sure have changed, even in the short span of time this site has been up and running!

Anyway, it's a holiday, and I'm vacationing, and maxing, and relaxing, and may not have a chance to get back online until later tomorrow, so peruse the archives to the lower left there, and get reacquainted with Tankboy through the ages.

And don't forget to get outside and enjoy the weekend too!

*As a behind-the-scenes peek at Chicagoist inner sanctum discourse, realize we spent a day arguing over whether the correct spelling is "damnit" or "dammit." In the end, my pet "damnit" was indeed proven incorrect, but since this is my site, I'm following my own style guide rules!

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Loving the alien (c'mon, that was too easy).

Loving the alien (c'mon, that was too easy).

My little brother informed me of this news he stumbled over:
Rock legend David Bowie is set to star in the next series of British TV series Doctor Who, playing an alien. Producers of the BBC show have targeted the singer because of his "great other-worldly looks" according to reports. British newspaper The Sun claims the 60-year-old will clash with actor David Tennant's Doctor in a two-part episode of the show, which will be aired next year. A source tells the newspaper, "Bowie said he'd be interested as long as he's not subjected to hours of disfiguring make-up."
Woo hoo!

Of course nothing television related can ever touch his Dream On cameo, but ...

And now, a track I suspect the master would rather forget, even though I remember it fondly.

MP3: David Bowie "Underground"