Thursday, January 19, 2006

Flippity-floppity.

Oh Kelly, why'd you have to give in? I fully blame your handlers for forcing you to reverse what was a perfectly acceptable decision. I mean, Ted Leo covering "Since U Been Gone" is one thing but do we really need to allow its slaughter by some orange skinned suburban strumpet? I think not.

Obviously you are being terribly mismanaged so I would like to extend my offer to join your posse as your personal guru/guidance counselor so this sort of thing doesn't happen again. I think you'll find my rates more than reasonable and the payout would be hugely in your favor. Think it over and have your people call my people.

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