The only way I kept from throwing stuff at the television screen last night while our lovely President was speaking...

...was to imagine Jon Stewart doing his "weasely Bush" heh-heh-heh after each time our dear President paused for his trained monkeys' applause.

The other thing that kept me sane was watching Logan's Run directly after the SotU and realizing that while the vista of a ruined planet seemed oddly prophetic after Bush's speech, at least we could look forward to women in really short skirts.


God Bless Jenny Agutter.